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Rewarding Extraordinarily Creative Stupidity

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Shaman says (1:38):

just watching the meeyaaatch

and waiting for manU to lose

Drowning Goblin says (1:38):

lol

score kya hai?

The Shaman says (1:39):

1-0 Manu

manu 1

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

thats against?

The Shaman says (1:39):

portsmouth lol

bottom 5

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

lol

no way :O

The Shaman says (1:39):

even a draw will do

manU is scored

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

:S

The Shaman says (1:40):

yeah !

they are on their defense...

oh shit

ronaldo coming

AHAHAHAHH

vahshee run from ronaldo

gigs screwed it up

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

LOL

The Shaman says (1:41):

easiest chance ever

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

:O

The Shaman says (1:41):

it was him vs goal

as in .. goal net

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

hahaha

The Shaman says (1:42):

aur

wats up

Drowning Goblin says (1:42):

arrived home

at a friends house

The Shaman says (1:59):

ummm

btw,

hows ur dragon !?

i miss it too

and that skeleton

Drowning Goblin says (1:59):

dragon?

The Shaman says (1:59):

lol

yeah

Drowning Goblin says (1:59):

and the wooden skeleton? :D

The Shaman says (2:00):

:D

yeah

shit

my memory

yeah !!

i pity him

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

haha

The Shaman says (2:00):

i always wanted to set him

free of his pain

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

man, YOUR ROOM !!

i miss that !!

The Shaman says (2:00):

you cruel Cruel person

aaah

jammin cum sheesha place

gossips !

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

before ding-dong’s room became the lounge

oh yea!

The Shaman says (2:00):

lol yeah

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

the floor cushions!!!!

The Shaman says (2:01):

so many rumours and gossips came out of that rooms

Drowning Goblin says (2:01):

jays room was good too.

The Shaman says (2:01):

hahah

i left them

in the room

Drowning Goblin says (2:01):

haha

The Shaman says (2:02):

I want to go back .........

and chk it out

my old roooom

aaaaah

the place where I almost lost my mind

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

:D

The Shaman says (2:03):

messed .. messssed up place .....

going crazy !! like mad !!

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

i left my room with memories too.

lol

The Shaman says (2:03):

you know what ...

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

please dont remind me of those dreadful years

The Shaman says (2:03):

recently

I had this dream

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

im so fucking GLAD i have a LIFE now !! and i get paid for it !!

The Shaman says (2:03):

where I realizd that ... i hv wasted too much time in doing the job

Drowning Goblin says (2:04):

lol

The Shaman says (2:04):

that mid terms are on their way .. and i hvnt studies shit .. and attendance is :/

lol

yeah

Drowning Goblin says (2:04):

haha

u knowwwww?

i had a similar dream

of giving my final exams

The Shaman says (2:05):

?

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

BUT !!

the exam hall had my coworkers as students

The Shaman says (2:05):

aaaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

and the examiners are bosses of my company

The Shaman says (2:05):

lol

mixed up worlds

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

and one of my boss's bosses tells me that i cannot take the test and i should leave

ahhhhh. Damn. i dream alot. and i remmeber some of them

The Shaman says (2:05):

oohh shiiiit

Drowning Goblin says (2:06):

the recent nightmare i had

was funny after i woke up

but terrifying when i was in it

The Shaman says (2:06):

yeah .....

pressure !!!!

i hated it

Drowning Goblin says (2:06):

well.. its a bit lengthy so here we go

The Shaman says (2:06):

i hardly learned anything from it

except that I can live even when my head is about to explode

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

lol

The Shaman says (2:07):

sure

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

ok

The Shaman says (2:07):

go ahead!

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

its one of those moments in a dream

when my jaw suddenly gets jammed

and my teeth are stuck

and while trying to open my mouth

i can feel my teeth are very very fragile and can drop

Drowning Goblin says (2:08):

so i try really hard to open it some other way.

slowly gently

but i quickly lose my patience

and get pissed

why cant i open my mouth

i try really hard to open my mouth, but then the pain in my teeth makes me try to stop myself

(so far, this is part of a recurring dream)

The Shaman says (2:09):

lol

btw,

Drowning Goblin says (2:09):

sometimes, i cant control my rage and my jaw opens suddenly

but my teeth get broken into pieces

The Shaman says (2:09):

I don't hv to imagine it .. i can see ur dp for reference

Drowning Goblin says (2:09):

lol

acha

sometimes

my jaw is jammed

Drowning Goblin says (2:10):

and i try to feel with my fingers what my teeth are like

and they start moving.. unsecure in the gums.

i again lose my patience

one side of my jaw breaks loose!

my jaw is hanging

The Shaman says (2:10):

:O

Drowning Goblin says (2:10):

while my teeth slowly keep falling out of my mouth

Drowning Goblin says (2:11):

i bring my hands to collect them

and feel really really sad

thought of me not being able to chew properly flood my mind

im shit scared

and as i collect my teeth

they're still pouring out

and guess what

before i even notice

The Shaman says (2:11):

?

Drowning Goblin says (2:11):

im collecting cube sized candies

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

coming out of my mouth continuously

The Shaman says (2:12):

:|

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

sugar coated light pink colored candy bars

filling my palms

coming out of my mouth

and im going mad with depressing thoughts

..:(

The Shaman says (2:12):

.........

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

mannnnnnn, when i woke up, i couldnt believe it. then i was laughing like crazzzzzyyyyy

:P

The Shaman says (2:13):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

CANDY BARS!!???

The Shaman says (2:13):

u knw what ...

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

WTF !!! where did that come frommmmmm ?????

The Shaman says (2:13):

i had some dreams similar to this as well

hahaha i know !!

pink !!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

haha

yea what???

The Shaman says (2:13):

'candy bad for ur teeth'

well .. mine never had falling jaws

just that .. that i hv lost my teeth

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

ive had many jaw and teeth breakin' dreams.

Ahan?

The Shaman says (2:13):

as in .. they got broke or sumthin

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

all or some of them?

The Shaman says (2:14):

teeth .. why ?

and why r they so scaring

all teeth dreams

whcih are many ....

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

cuz im afraid i wont be able to chew food

The Shaman says (2:14):

mostly when i brush my teeth JUST before sleeping

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

na, i know why it happens to me.

The Shaman says (2:14):

why ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

its when im too much self conscious maybe

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

when im too particular about 'looks' maybe

The Shaman says (2:15):

ummmm.....

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

thats what i think.

otherwise mannnn, i see more flying dreams

The Shaman says (2:15):

could be...

never thought it that way

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

mannnnnnnnnn, those are sooo much funnn!!

ever had them?

The Shaman says (2:16):

lol

not really

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

you suddenly discover that you can fly if u use a special technique by flapping ur arms at a particular speed. then u just take off!!

the best feeling ever!

The Shaman says (2:16):

i see more fallin down dreams

or slipping

lola hahhahahah

naaa

i wish

i could

hv one of those

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

hahah

yaar, i swear

im like telling my friends in the dream

The Shaman says (2:16):

i will try to get it today

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

hey, do this. yea thats the way, see it works!

The Shaman says (2:17):

what shd i hv before sleeping?

cocaine ? hash ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

lol

The Shaman says (2:17):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

i noticed that it happens to me when im happy

but im not sure

The Shaman says (2:17):

soo .. other ppl can fly too ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

when im really happy.

The Shaman says (2:17):

ahhaha

yoowhoo i can fly 1

its a bird ... its a plane

not its drownin' goblinnnnnnnn !!

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

yea. dude, i had this awesome dream of being able to fly over my old multi storey apartment

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

haha

The Shaman says (2:18):

wow

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

yaar its the best feeling

very graphic.

The Shaman says (2:18):

and its color ?

right

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

here's another i see often: earthquakes and seeing destruction that follows

and most of those involve my home.

The Shaman says (2:18):

ummm

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

oh yea. i see colored dreams.

The Shaman says (2:18):

well goblin

u surely do hv crazy dreams !

sorry i brought this topic

The Shaman says (2:19):

i am no match here

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

i have a lot of funny dreams to tell depends whenever i recall them

The Shaman says (2:19):

my dreams are simple . n i often forgets them

hahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

have u ever had dreams where:

The Shaman says (2:19):

hahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

you suddenly find out that you're in a dream and u shouldnt wake up and then you manage to take advantage of the dream

The Shaman says (2:19):

this sounds interesting

hahahhahaa

yesss !!!!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

and do whatever u want. go anywhere u want. do whatever u want

The Shaman says (2:20):

you realize that its just a dream

and you can do watever you want to

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

and i've been lucky enough to experience it only 3 times in my lifetime.

The Shaman says (2:20):

no limits !

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

lucid dreams.

The Shaman says (2:20):

aahhh .. yes

and ohhh

in one of them

i said .. wait this is jsut a dream

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

there were some dreams where i found out im dreaming but couldnt manage it and woke up

The Shaman says (2:20):

and ohh ... can i see colors in it

and i saw red blue orange !

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

hahah

The Shaman says (2:21):

ohh .. bubble burst !

:(

but i hate those

when im falin down

and i hit the ground

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

oh ive gotten used to those

The Shaman says (2:21):

n i feel teh pain

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

i only hate them when im hallucinating

The Shaman says (2:21):

n ur whiole body moves

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

yea.

The Shaman says (2:21):

haha

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

jerks.

Drowning Goblin says (2:22):

but now if i see a falling dream, i usually survive.

oh oh oh !! I REMEMBER ONE!!

hahaha

i was being hunted down by some people [or friends] i pissed off

The Shaman says (2:22):

haha ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:22):

im suddenly in a hilly area

and i run

and see a small stream, and into a waterfall

i jump in desperation

Drowning Goblin says (2:23):

i see rocks as i fall

shit scared

but more desperate to survive.

i hit the side of the stone and splash into relatively shallow water

i get up after coming to rest.

and run into a near by jungle

Drowning Goblin says (2:24):

then i discover that i just survived that fall

it just hits me!

and then i feel invincible

then i dont remmeber but i was feeling like T2 or something

The Shaman says (2:24):

hahahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:24):

oh heyyyy!! here's another

The Shaman says (2:24):

LOL

:|

!

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

there are some dreams where i know the whole "landscape" or the whole "map" or area of this place.

its like a forest with meadows

that i know the whole routes

The Shaman says (2:25):

ahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

and it leads to this SMALL mountain with snow!

The Shaman says (2:25):

and you explore i t?

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

yea i have explored it in a previous dream

and the whole place comes back

Drowning Goblin says (2:26):

and i know where this huge waterfall is

which is just adjacent to an awesome beach

The Shaman says (2:26):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:26):

and i go around the beach to a rocky spot with shallow yet warm water

and then i go back to the snowy little mountain

and there's a small hut on the top

Drowning Goblin says (2:27):

oh wait. i have gone once from the water at the beach to an island where there's a huge hole in a concrete wall

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

and thru that hole u end up in a mix of a medival port mixed with a market place and had a lot of small stairs

ive been there twice.

The Shaman says (2:28):

hahha

you hv ur own dream world !

literally

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

but the snowy little mountain!! yaar that was just awesome. been there more than 3 or 4 times.

yea man

The Shaman says (2:28):

which you visit twice month !!

wow

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

i sometimes ponder about it!

how the hell do i know

The Shaman says (2:28):

i envy u

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

and why does it come back!

The Shaman says (2:29):

ponnnnaamm janam!

Drowning Goblin says (2:29):

na, its not twice a month. its random up till now.

The Shaman says (2:29):

reincarnation ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:29):

i have no idea

ive had some dreams where my house starts twisting

in some natural calamity of some sort

the walls twists and twist and slowly break apart

Drowning Goblin says (2:30):

ever had broken home dreams?

The Shaman says (2:30):

no

maybe....

i had em

during the quakes

as in .. after them

Drowning Goblin says (2:30):

and ive seen few war dreams too

The Shaman says (2:30):

during the aftershocks...

many many times

lol

The Shaman says (2:31):

maaan

ur dream world is DOLLYWOOD !

Drowning Goblin says (2:31):

yaar i swear! one of the war dreams was so fucking sci fi!

i was in a dark place

blown up houses

gun fire and stuff

i peak outside

and there's this JET that had long mechanical legs

Drowning Goblin says (2:32):

firing bombs here and there.

and everyone's like "fuck! americas attacking"

and then i accidently run out and im in a floodlit spotlight

The Shaman says (2:32):

shit !

Drowning Goblin says (2:32):

i run towards a skeleton car, blown up.

and hide

The Shaman says (2:32):

maan .. take insomnia pills !

The Shaman says (2:33):

u shdnt sleep !

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

and then there some hi tech terrain roaming drones s+

hahaha

The Shaman says (2:33):

can we make a movie :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

and that wasnt very scary.

The Shaman says (2:33):

a man who goes into the dreamworld

n can do anything he wants

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

oh man!! i have so many dreams to talk about. thank god i can remmeber them.

most of them are just so funny!

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

ever had one of those embarrassing ones?

The Shaman says (2:34):

ol

like ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

ur walking in ur home. and suddenly u enter ur drawing room

The Shaman says (2:34):

i had one where i accidently pissed :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

and... u discover that its some huge family gathering

and everyones talking and stuff

The Shaman says (2:34):

:/

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

and suddenly u look at urself.

and ur naked

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

and ur in the middle

and ur mind is flooded with thoughts. fuck, why didnt i wear clothes? oh shit how do i get out? has anyone seen me?

The Shaman says (2:35):

lol

ahhaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

honesttttttlyyy !!!

The Shaman says (2:35):

this happeend to u ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

a few times when i was in college i think.

Drowning Goblin says (2:36):

oh and here's a common one.

u think ur not dreaming. ur doing something u'd be normally doing. and u realise u need to piss really bad.

and then u walk upstairs

go to ur room

open the door

lock it

take off ur pants

sit on the stool

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

and let it go!

and then..

u feel really weird.. like..

if im pissing.. why is my upper thigh feeling so cold

wait...

its feeling wet...

... err...

oh shit!! dont tell me i havent taken my pants off

The Shaman says (2:37):

lol hahahahha

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

u look down but u have !!

The Shaman says (2:37):

!!!

YES !

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

and then u again think to yourself. SHIT IM DREAMING !!!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:38):

and then you wake up! bounce out of bed and take it off and go wild thinking what to do

hahaha.. that was when i was a kid and used to have wetting problems

The Shaman says (2:38):

highly ashamed !

Drowning Goblin says (2:38):

mannnnnnnnnnnnn

The Shaman says (2:38):

same here.......

its not like

that I cant control it

i CAN !

The Shaman says (2:39):

i did everything right

went to bath .. sat on WC

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

:D

The Shaman says (2:39):

pants down

but but

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

why is ur thigh cold/wet

The Shaman says (2:39):

its not MY problem that i did all this in a dream

yeah !

wet

!!1

i hated that

wet n smelly

n then

O FUCK!

ppl are around yoU !!!!1!

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

hahahahahhaah

The Shaman says (2:39):

as u wake up

ppl are there

The Shaman says (2:40):

saying ! good morning

UTH GAYE !

im like ! AAAAaaA

Drowning Goblin says (2:40):

some dreams ur enjoying are ruined when someone wakes u up.

and you're like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shit. that woman was so hot!! i was soooo close!!! OH NO!!

The Shaman says (2:40):

aaaaah

i had this dream...

when i was making out with angelina !

n its true

Drowning Goblin says (2:41):

Hahaha haha hhaha

The Shaman says (2:41):

i was like

:O

WHYYYYYY

andohh ... sometimes

you know that alarm is going to wake u up

and then BHOOOM! tiiiiit tiiiitiii

Drowning Goblin says (2:42):

ahan? i have little recollection of this experience

u +1

The Shaman says (2:42):

ohh

lol

i think

it has somethin to do with human clock

Drowning Goblin says (2:42):

seriously.

i wonder.

i think its something to do with going into another dimension

Drowning Goblin says (2:43):

cuz

The Shaman says (2:43):

:/

Drowning Goblin says (2:43):

some times ive noticed when having cat naps. i know they're short but in my dream it feels longer.

which makes me want to believe that its some sort of journey

soul leaving the body maybe!

really no idea what happens.

The Shaman says (2:44):

hmmm

wasi

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

science has yet to prove.

The Shaman says (2:44):

can you feel something going out

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

this and why we hiccup

The Shaman says (2:44):

or you going into something invisible portlet

when u're about to sleep

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

well.. i dont feel something going out. i do have a connection with my sense that im really sure of.

*sense

*senses

The Shaman says (2:45):

umm

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

if u keep yawning.

u eventually go to sleep WHILE thinking of some story.

The Shaman says (2:45):

:/

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

its very common that that story ur thinking slowly becomes a dream.

The Shaman says (2:45):

sleep science is weird

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

this i can see for realll, shaman.

The Shaman says (2:45):

yeah :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:46):

but if ur thinking about tomorrow or what u will do or ur anxious or ur looking forward to something. anxiety for sure! u will not go to sleep.

if u think of a story for urself ur mind keeps telling u a story and then ur asleep!

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

if u havent tried. do give it a try

The Shaman says (2:47):

lol

The Shaman says (2:47):

and now

im sleepy

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

haha

ive talked alot abt dreams

The Shaman says (2:47):

shiet

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

But its too much typing

too much to express

The Shaman says (2:47):

i want to FLY !!!

The Shaman says (2:48):

tonight!

Drowning Goblin says (2:48):

hahah... just think of it as something 'wonderful' as flying :P

The Shaman says (2:48):

and no broken teeth or wet pants

Drowning Goblin says (2:48):

Haha ahah

just think of a happy feeling fantasy or something.

its got to improve ur chances!

The Shaman says (2:48):

haha

i hope it works

:/

The Shaman says (2:49):

i really really want to fly

Drowning Goblin says (2:49):

i swear man!! do let me know if it does some day! lol

The Shaman says (2:49):

lol

i will

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

haha.. just do tell me cuzz im as curious as u are

The Shaman says (2:50):

hahaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

no way!!!

The Shaman says (2:50):

i will !

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

:D

The Shaman says (2:50):

hahahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

jeeeeeezz, Ok I go now

The Shaman says (2:50):

ariite then

b'bye !

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

B’bye!