Spicy chussies on a stake

2009-04-23T04:33:00.002+06:00

The Shaman says (1:38):

just watching the meeyaaatch

and waiting for manU to lose

Drowning Goblin says (1:38):

lol

score kya hai?

The Shaman says (1:39):

1-0 Manu

manu 1

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

thats against?

The Shaman says (1:39):

portsmouth lol

bottom 5

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

lol

no way :O

The Shaman says (1:39):

even a draw will do

manU is scored

Drowning Goblin says (1:39):

The Shaman says (1:40):

yeah !

they are on their defense...

oh shit

ronaldo coming

AHAHAHAHH

vahshee run from ronaldo

gigs screwed it up

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

LOL

The Shaman says (1:41):

easiest chance ever

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

The Shaman says (1:41):

it was him vs goal

as in .. goal net

Drowning Goblin says (1:41):

hahaha

The Shaman says (1:42):

aur

wats up

Drowning Goblin says (1:42):

arrived home

at a friends house

The Shaman says (1:59):

ummm

btw,

hows ur dragon !?

i miss it too

and that skeleton

Drowning Goblin says (1:59):

dragon?

The Shaman says (1:59):

lol

yeah

Drowning Goblin says (1:59):

and the wooden skeleton? :D

The Shaman says (2:00):

yeah

shit

my memory

yeah !!

i pity him

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

haha

The Shaman says (2:00):

i always wanted to set him

free of his pain

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

man, YOUR ROOM !!

i miss that !!

The Shaman says (2:00):

you cruel Cruel person

aaah

jammin cum sheesha place

gossips !

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

before ding-dong’s room became the lounge

oh yea!

The Shaman says (2:00):

lol yeah

Drowning Goblin says (2:00):

the floor cushions!!!!

The Shaman says (2:01):

so many rumours and gossips came out of that rooms

Drowning Goblin says (2:01):

jays room was good too.

The Shaman says (2:01):

hahah

i left them

in the room

Drowning Goblin says (2:01):

haha

The Shaman says (2:02):

I want to go back .........

and chk it out

my old roooom

aaaaah

the place where I almost lost my mind

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

The Shaman says (2:03):

messed .. messssed up place .....

going crazy !! like mad !!

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

i left my room with memories too.

lol

The Shaman says (2:03):

you know what ...

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

please dont remind me of those dreadful years

The Shaman says (2:03):

recently

I had this dream

Drowning Goblin says (2:03):

im so fucking GLAD i have a LIFE now !! and i get paid for it !!

The Shaman says (2:03):

where I realizd that ... i hv wasted too much time in doing the job

Drowning Goblin says (2:04):

lol

The Shaman says (2:04):

that mid terms are on their way .. and i hvnt studies shit .. and attendance is :/

lol

yeah

Drowning Goblin says (2:04):

haha

u knowwwww?

i had a similar dream

of giving my final exams

The Shaman says (2:05):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

BUT !!

the exam hall had my coworkers as students

The Shaman says (2:05):

aaaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

and the examiners are bosses of my company

The Shaman says (2:05):

lol

mixed up worlds

Drowning Goblin says (2:05):

and one of my boss's bosses tells me that i cannot take the test and i should leave

ahhhhh. Damn. i dream alot. and i remmeber some of them

The Shaman says (2:05):

oohh shiiiit

Drowning Goblin says (2:06):

the recent nightmare i had

was funny after i woke up

but terrifying when i was in it

The Shaman says (2:06):

yeah .....

pressure !!!!

i hated it

Drowning Goblin says (2:06):

well.. its a bit lengthy so here we go

The Shaman says (2:06):

i hardly learned anything from it

except that I can live even when my head is about to explode

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

lol

The Shaman says (2:07):

sure

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

The Shaman says (2:07):

go ahead!

Drowning Goblin says (2:07):

its one of those moments in a dream

when my jaw suddenly gets jammed

and my teeth are stuck

and while trying to open my mouth

i can feel my teeth are very very fragile and can drop

Drowning Goblin says (2:08):

so i try really hard to open it some other way.

slowly gently

but i quickly lose my patience

and get pissed

why cant i open my mouth

i try really hard to open my mouth, but then the pain in my teeth makes me try to stop myself

(so far, this is part of a recurring dream)

The Shaman says (2:09):

lol

btw,

Drowning Goblin says (2:09):

sometimes, i cant control my rage and my jaw opens suddenly

but my teeth get broken into pieces

The Shaman says (2:09):

I don't hv to imagine it .. i can see ur dp for reference

Drowning Goblin says (2:09):

lol

acha

sometimes

my jaw is jammed

Drowning Goblin says (2:10):

and i try to feel with my fingers what my teeth are like

and they start moving.. unsecure in the gums.

i again lose my patience

one side of my jaw breaks loose!

my jaw is hanging

The Shaman says (2:10):

Drowning Goblin says (2:10):

while my teeth slowly keep falling out of my mouth

Drowning Goblin says (2:11):

i bring my hands to collect them

and feel really really sad

thought of me not being able to chew properly flood my mind

im shit scared

and as i collect my teeth

they're still pouring out

and guess what

before i even notice

The Shaman says (2:11):

Drowning Goblin says (2:11):

im collecting cube sized candies

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

coming out of my mouth continuously

The Shaman says (2:12):

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

sugar coated light pink colored candy bars

filling my palms

coming out of my mouth

and im going mad with depressing thoughts

..:(

The Shaman says (2:12):

.........

Drowning Goblin says (2:12):

mannnnnnn, when i woke up, i couldnt believe it. then i was laughing like crazzzzzyyyyy

The Shaman says (2:13):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

CANDY BARS!!???

The Shaman says (2:13):

u knw what ...

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

WTF !!! where did that come frommmmmm ?????

The Shaman says (2:13):

i had some dreams similar to this as well

hahaha i know !!

pink !!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

haha

yea what???

The Shaman says (2:13):

'candy bad for ur teeth'

well .. mine never had falling jaws

just that .. that i hv lost my teeth

Drowning Goblin says (2:13):

ive had many jaw and teeth breakin' dreams.

Ahan?

The Shaman says (2:13):

as in .. they got broke or sumthin

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

all or some of them?

The Shaman says (2:14):

teeth .. why ?

and why r they so scaring

all teeth dreams

whcih are many ....

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

cuz im afraid i wont be able to chew food

The Shaman says (2:14):

mostly when i brush my teeth JUST before sleeping

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

na, i know why it happens to me.

The Shaman says (2:14):

why ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:14):

its when im too much self conscious maybe

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

when im too particular about 'looks' maybe

The Shaman says (2:15):

ummmm.....

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

thats what i think.

otherwise mannnn, i see more flying dreams

The Shaman says (2:15):

could be...

never thought it that way

Drowning Goblin says (2:15):

mannnnnnnnnn, those are sooo much funnn!!

ever had them?

The Shaman says (2:16):

lol

not really

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

you suddenly discover that you can fly if u use a special technique by flapping ur arms at a particular speed. then u just take off!!

the best feeling ever!

The Shaman says (2:16):

i see more fallin down dreams

or slipping

lola hahhahahah

naaa

i wish

i could

hv one of those

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

hahah

yaar, i swear

im like telling my friends in the dream

The Shaman says (2:16):

i will try to get it today

Drowning Goblin says (2:16):

hey, do this. yea thats the way, see it works!

The Shaman says (2:17):

what shd i hv before sleeping?

cocaine ? hash ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

lol

The Shaman says (2:17):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

i noticed that it happens to me when im happy

but im not sure

The Shaman says (2:17):

soo .. other ppl can fly too ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

when im really happy.

The Shaman says (2:17):

ahhaha

yoowhoo i can fly 1

its a bird ... its a plane

not its drownin' goblinnnnnnnn !!

Drowning Goblin says (2:17):

yea. dude, i had this awesome dream of being able to fly over my old multi storey apartment

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

haha

The Shaman says (2:18):

wow

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

yaar its the best feeling

very graphic.

The Shaman says (2:18):

and its color ?

right

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

here's another i see often: earthquakes and seeing destruction that follows

and most of those involve my home.

The Shaman says (2:18):

ummm

Drowning Goblin says (2:18):

oh yea. i see colored dreams.

The Shaman says (2:18):

well goblin

u surely do hv crazy dreams !

sorry i brought this topic

The Shaman says (2:19):

i am no match here

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

i have a lot of funny dreams to tell depends whenever i recall them

The Shaman says (2:19):

my dreams are simple . n i often forgets them

hahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

have u ever had dreams where:

The Shaman says (2:19):

hahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

you suddenly find out that you're in a dream and u shouldnt wake up and then you manage to take advantage of the dream

The Shaman says (2:19):

this sounds interesting

hahahhahaa

yesss !!!!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:19):

and do whatever u want. go anywhere u want. do whatever u want

The Shaman says (2:20):

you realize that its just a dream

and you can do watever you want to

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

and i've been lucky enough to experience it only 3 times in my lifetime.

The Shaman says (2:20):

no limits !

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

lucid dreams.

The Shaman says (2:20):

aahhh .. yes

and ohhh

in one of them

i said .. wait this is jsut a dream

Drowning Goblin says (2:20):

there were some dreams where i found out im dreaming but couldnt manage it and woke up

The Shaman says (2:20):

and ohh ... can i see colors in it

and i saw red blue orange !

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

hahah

The Shaman says (2:21):

ohh .. bubble burst !

but i hate those

when im falin down

and i hit the ground

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

oh ive gotten used to those

The Shaman says (2:21):

n i feel teh pain

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

i only hate them when im hallucinating

The Shaman says (2:21):

n ur whiole body moves

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

yea.

The Shaman says (2:21):

haha

Drowning Goblin says (2:21):

jerks.

Drowning Goblin says (2:22):

but now if i see a falling dream, i usually survive.

oh oh oh !! I REMEMBER ONE!!

hahaha

i was being hunted down by some people [or friends] i pissed off

The Shaman says (2:22):

haha ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:22):

im suddenly in a hilly area

and i run

and see a small stream, and into a waterfall

i jump in desperation

Drowning Goblin says (2:23):

i see rocks as i fall

shit scared

but more desperate to survive.

i hit the side of the stone and splash into relatively shallow water

i get up after coming to rest.

and run into a near by jungle

Drowning Goblin says (2:24):

then i discover that i just survived that fall

it just hits me!

and then i feel invincible

then i dont remmeber but i was feeling like T2 or something

The Shaman says (2:24):

hahahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:24):

oh heyyyy!! here's another

The Shaman says (2:24):

LOL

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

there are some dreams where i know the whole "landscape" or the whole "map" or area of this place.

its like a forest with meadows

that i know the whole routes

The Shaman says (2:25):

ahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

and it leads to this SMALL mountain with snow!

The Shaman says (2:25):

and you explore i t?

Drowning Goblin says (2:25):

yea i have explored it in a previous dream

and the whole place comes back

Drowning Goblin says (2:26):

and i know where this huge waterfall is

which is just adjacent to an awesome beach

The Shaman says (2:26):

lol

Drowning Goblin says (2:26):

and i go around the beach to a rocky spot with shallow yet warm water

and then i go back to the snowy little mountain

and there's a small hut on the top

Drowning Goblin says (2:27):

oh wait. i have gone once from the water at the beach to an island where there's a huge hole in a concrete wall

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

and thru that hole u end up in a mix of a medival port mixed with a market place and had a lot of small stairs

ive been there twice.

The Shaman says (2:28):

hahha

you hv ur own dream world !

literally

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

but the snowy little mountain!! yaar that was just awesome. been there more than 3 or 4 times.

yea man

The Shaman says (2:28):

which you visit twice month !!

wow

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

i sometimes ponder about it!

how the hell do i know

The Shaman says (2:28):

i envy u

Drowning Goblin says (2:28):

and why does it come back!

The Shaman says (2:29):

ponnnnaamm janam!

Drowning Goblin says (2:29):

na, its not twice a month. its random up till now.

The Shaman says (2:29):

reincarnation ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:29):

i have no idea

ive had some dreams where my house starts twisting

in some natural calamity of some sort

the walls twists and twist and slowly break apart

Drowning Goblin says (2:30):

ever had broken home dreams?

The Shaman says (2:30):

maybe....

i had em

during the quakes

as in .. after them

Drowning Goblin says (2:30):

and ive seen few war dreams too

The Shaman says (2:30):

during the aftershocks...

many many times

lol

The Shaman says (2:31):

maaan

ur dream world is DOLLYWOOD !

Drowning Goblin says (2:31):

yaar i swear! one of the war dreams was so fucking sci fi!

i was in a dark place

blown up houses

gun fire and stuff

i peak outside

and there's this JET that had long mechanical legs

Drowning Goblin says (2:32):

firing bombs here and there.

and everyone's like "fuck! americas attacking"

and then i accidently run out and im in a floodlit spotlight

The Shaman says (2:32):

shit !

Drowning Goblin says (2:32):

i run towards a skeleton car, blown up.

and hide

The Shaman says (2:32):

maan .. take insomnia pills !

The Shaman says (2:33):

u shdnt sleep !

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

and then there some hi tech terrain roaming drones s+

hahaha

The Shaman says (2:33):

can we make a movie :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

and that wasnt very scary.

The Shaman says (2:33):

a man who goes into the dreamworld

n can do anything he wants

Drowning Goblin says (2:33):

oh man!! i have so many dreams to talk about. thank god i can remmeber them.

most of them are just so funny!

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

ever had one of those embarrassing ones?

The Shaman says (2:34):

like ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

ur walking in ur home. and suddenly u enter ur drawing room

The Shaman says (2:34):

i had one where i accidently pissed :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

and... u discover that its some huge family gathering

and everyones talking and stuff

The Shaman says (2:34):

Drowning Goblin says (2:34):

and suddenly u look at urself.

and ur naked

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

and ur in the middle

and ur mind is flooded with thoughts. fuck, why didnt i wear clothes? oh shit how do i get out? has anyone seen me?

The Shaman says (2:35):

lol

ahhaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

honesttttttlyyy !!!

The Shaman says (2:35):

this happeend to u ?

Drowning Goblin says (2:35):

a few times when i was in college i think.

Drowning Goblin says (2:36):

oh and here's a common one.

u think ur not dreaming. ur doing something u'd be normally doing. and u realise u need to piss really bad.

and then u walk upstairs

go to ur room

open the door

lock it

take off ur pants

sit on the stool

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

and let it go!

and then..

u feel really weird.. like..

if im pissing.. why is my upper thigh feeling so cold

wait...

its feeling wet...

... err...

oh shit!! dont tell me i havent taken my pants off

The Shaman says (2:37):

lol hahahahha

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

u look down but u have !!

The Shaman says (2:37):

!!!

YES !

Drowning Goblin says (2:37):

and then u again think to yourself. SHIT IM DREAMING !!!!

Drowning Goblin says (2:38):

and then you wake up! bounce out of bed and take it off and go wild thinking what to do

hahaha.. that was when i was a kid and used to have wetting problems

The Shaman says (2:38):

highly ashamed !

Drowning Goblin says (2:38):

mannnnnnnnnnnnn

The Shaman says (2:38):

same here.......

its not like

that I cant control it

i CAN !

The Shaman says (2:39):

i did everything right

went to bath .. sat on WC

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

The Shaman says (2:39):

pants down

but but

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

why is ur thigh cold/wet

The Shaman says (2:39):

its not MY problem that i did all this in a dream

yeah !

wet

!!1

i hated that

wet n smelly

n then

O FUCK!

ppl are around yoU !!!!1!

Drowning Goblin says (2:39):

hahahahahhaah

The Shaman says (2:39):

as u wake up

ppl are there

The Shaman says (2:40):

saying ! good morning

UTH GAYE !

im like ! AAAAaaA

Drowning Goblin says (2:40):

some dreams ur enjoying are ruined when someone wakes u up.

and you're like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shit. that woman was so hot!! i was soooo close!!! OH NO!!

The Shaman says (2:40):

aaaaah

i had this dream...

when i was making out with angelina !

n its true

Drowning Goblin says (2:41):

Hahaha haha hhaha

The Shaman says (2:41):

i was like

WHYYYYYY

andohh ... sometimes

you know that alarm is going to wake u up

and then BHOOOM! tiiiiit tiiiitiii

Drowning Goblin says (2:42):

ahan? i have little recollection of this experience

u +1

The Shaman says (2:42):

ohh

lol

i think

it has somethin to do with human clock

Drowning Goblin says (2:42):

seriously.

i wonder.

i think its something to do with going into another dimension

Drowning Goblin says (2:43):

cuz

The Shaman says (2:43):

Drowning Goblin says (2:43):

some times ive noticed when having cat naps. i know they're short but in my dream it feels longer.

which makes me want to believe that its some sort of journey

soul leaving the body maybe!

really no idea what happens.

The Shaman says (2:44):

hmmm

wasi

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

science has yet to prove.

The Shaman says (2:44):

can you feel something going out

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

this and why we hiccup

The Shaman says (2:44):

or you going into something invisible portlet

when u're about to sleep

Drowning Goblin says (2:44):

well.. i dont feel something going out. i do have a connection with my sense that im really sure of.

*sense

*senses

The Shaman says (2:45):

umm

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

if u keep yawning.

u eventually go to sleep WHILE thinking of some story.

The Shaman says (2:45):

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

its very common that that story ur thinking slowly becomes a dream.

The Shaman says (2:45):

sleep science is weird

Drowning Goblin says (2:45):

this i can see for realll, shaman.

The Shaman says (2:45):

yeah :/

Drowning Goblin says (2:46):

but if ur thinking about tomorrow or what u will do or ur anxious or ur looking forward to something. anxiety for sure! u will not go to sleep.

if u think of a story for urself ur mind keeps telling u a story and then ur asleep!

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

if u havent tried. do give it a try

The Shaman says (2:47):

lol

The Shaman says (2:47):

and now

im sleepy

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

haha

ive talked alot abt dreams

The Shaman says (2:47):

shiet

Drowning Goblin says (2:47):

But its too much typing

too much to express

The Shaman says (2:47):

i want to FLY !!!

The Shaman says (2:48):

tonight!

Drowning Goblin says (2:48):

hahah... just think of it as something 'wonderful' as flying :P

The Shaman says (2:48):

and no broken teeth or wet pants

Drowning Goblin says (2:48):

Haha ahah

just think of a happy feeling fantasy or something.

its got to improve ur chances!

The Shaman says (2:48):

haha

i hope it works

The Shaman says (2:49):

i really really want to fly

Drowning Goblin says (2:49):

i swear man!! do let me know if it does some day! lol

The Shaman says (2:49):

lol

i will

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

haha.. just do tell me cuzz im as curious as u are

The Shaman says (2:50):

hahaha

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

no way!!!

The Shaman says (2:50):

i will !

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

The Shaman says (2:50):

hahahah

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

jeeeeeezz, Ok I go now

The Shaman says (2:50):

ariite then

b'bye !

Drowning Goblin says (2:50):

B’bye!

2008-12-09T09:44:00.003+05:00

Its Eid:-

I-T to Cousin via SMS : Eid Mubarik to you and your family - Iqbal
Cousin back to I-T : Eid Mubarik to you as well - Jinnah

Oh man, this cracked me up. I didnt know that such 1337 strains existed in ppl who've never been near the epicenter unlike the rest of us.

Oh and Eid Mubarik to you all, and do check out the picture on this link.

2008-07-15T14:23:00.000+06:00

I-T: why is fazal called phajja
fazal haq phajjay ke payay
fazal khalid is phajja
whats the phoentic link
Abdul Wahab bhatti: I, am at a crossroads. But for me, there is only one path
Sent at 2:17 PM on Tuesday
Abdul: in punjabi one would call fazal
fazlu
I-T: okay
Abdul: and some people call it phazlu
now very few people might call it while talking about phazlu as phazla
I-T: nice one. You made it up didnt you :P
Abdul: nope
now
phazla as in phazla with a z
punjabi people tend to call z as j
so it becomes phajla
I-T: cool
no one I asked told me this
Abdul: then maybe some one thought it is much easier to call is phajja instead of phajla
that's because i am know what people don't
:P
i know*

2008-06-10T02:30:00.003+06:00

And another fat(e)ful night in a fat(e)ful msn window:

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ila says:
lol
ila says:
check this out
ila says:
eating burger with fork and knife s: wtf

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Renegade says:
why is he eating it with a knife and folk? :P
Renegade says:
i had the most fuckingly amazing super steak EVER !!!!!
Renegade says:
\o/
Renegade says:
juicy till eternity!!
ila says:
hahaha
ila says:
f u
ila says:
:(
Renegade says:
its a nice day for a ... white wedding
ila says:
STOP
TALKING ABOUT FOOD
ila says:
:|
Renegade says:
and the bestest lasanga!!!!
Renegade says:
\o/
Renegade says:
im having a blackout .. its that good :S
ila says:
:|
ila says:
the food is climbing upto your eyes
ila says:
)6_
ila says:
lol @ )6_ :|
ila says:
>:D
Renegade says:
lol

2008-05-26T07:51:00.004+05:00

Something I-T came up with during an "essay competition" and the sad soul that I am, I retained it somehow, here goes.

Proof that all cats have 9 tails:-

As we know from general consensus, 1 cat has 1 tail and no cat has 8 tails.

Therefore, (no cat + 1 cat) has 9 tails.

Also, according to popular opinion, 1 cat is the same as all cats.

Therefore, all cats have 9 tails. :|

2007-06-20T12:10:00.000+05:00

*hiccups* ^_^

...

Once upon a not so very long time ago, in a kingdom not so far away...

There was a farmer's boy called Klayman, he was very dreamy and thought he could fly..
...........

The kingdom was ruled by a nasty ruler, called Klogg..

.. he wanted to get Klayman's brain to put in the super charged monkey module..

One day Klayman was being chased by one of Klogg's biker minions..

Klayman tried to outrun him but got trapped on a cliff..

.. that's when Klayman decided that it was finally time to take the big leap and see if his dreams about flying were true or not, so he yelled out the name of the might red quala bear hero who jumped off a cliff the same way in the battle with the giant man eating rats to disable the exploding penguin, which would have been the end of everything known to this world..
*voice from up above* STFU AND JUMP ALREADY!!!

.. seeephirottiiiii!!!

..and with that, Klayman fell..

.. he kept falling with a big "WTF did i just do?!" on his mind..

..would it be the end of Klayman?!!..



..falling down the steep cliff to his ultimate kaploosh.. but.. wait, what is this? he is.. yes! he's flying!



.. he did it, Klayman flew, away from the evil Klogg..



.. he was happy as he drifted in the sky..



..Klayman saw his dream being realized as he began to soar higher in the sky..



..higher and higher, woohoo!!



.. that's when all of a sudden, a mysterious being appeared infront of Klayman out of nowhere..



..poor Klayman had no chance, he got pwned.



Everyone watched in shock as Klayman met his untimely and horrific end, some laughed at poor Klayman and some cried for him..



..everyone's questions about the being's origin came to halt as the EP (of the Evil Pandas) started to reveal itself in all it's evil glory, it flew around with it's evil gaze fixated at the mighty mountain king of the green manalishis..



...

...



..the EP circled around and flew towards the mount, everyone knew that the mountain king would avenge Klayman's death because they were diaper buddies..



.. the moment of truth was evident as the EP approached the king..



..the EP finally attacked the king..



..but..


..the EP simply vanished in the immense power of the mighty king who was already infuriated by his diaper buddy's death..



..the mountain king of the green manalishi sat high and mighty as he burped the EP down..



..slowly he flexed his muscles as he burped the EP down..



..letting everyone know of his true power, the power of the green manalishi..



..proof that it was a true descendent of hobo the chocobo.. but.. wait.. WHAT IS THIS?! CAN IT BE?!!.. it is.. the EP! THE EP CRUSHED THE MIGHTY KING! OMGWTF!!!



..WTF IS THIS!??! THIS IS NO ORDINARY EP!! IT MUST BE.. OH NO! CAN IT BE!?!? it's.. IT'S.. IT'S HOBO THE CHOCOBO HIMSELF!!! ALTERED INTO AN EP BY THE CHUB CHUBS! RUN! THE CHUB CHUBS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*runs away*

2006-12-21T06:20:00.000+05:00

Did you know that superman's costume came to existence before his NAME!?? The creator was so high that he accidently wore his underwear on his trousers before heading off to work... Amazed by himself, he went back home and drew a comic hero. a douche-bag slash nerd wearing a blue shirt, blue leggings and a red underwear..

He was so infatuated with his new creation which he refered to as 'underwear-man' that he gave his character red boots and a red cape. just to make it look cooler..

Then he met a friend and decided to start a comic book.. Since there was the fear that underwear-man wouldnt be such a hit. thus they needed a new name.. a cool name.. something awesome.. something super.. so they called underwear-man: Superman. The S trapped in an irregular pentagon was the last "gear upgrade" (WoW speaking)

Then they had to come up with a storyline. It was so much hard work. How can you start telling a story IF you dont know about the main character itself???? So they got away with it by saying:

"oh, superman's parents lived on Planet Aiur. They were married for just a year and they broke up. Divorced and single again, both mom and dad wanted to party again and neither one wanted to keep their child. So they went to a deserted army launch base (i swear) and strapped the kid in a rocket that looked like an asteroid. The asteroid had everything the kid would need. Toys, pillows, 2 lightyears (wait, thats distance.. eh *shrugs*) supply of milk and wheatbix, a 30 inch HDTV LCD Screen with a cosmic-psionic router that played all the baby TV channels, etc... Anyway, they pressed the RED button and boom goes the asteroid-rocket-asteroid-rocket-asteroid . Then some farmer witnesses a comit hit the surface of the earth, recovers a baby from the asteroid and makes him his son."

umm.. now the creator of superman is rich. O_o
but, his real name is underwear-man.. so there, i proved it.. *coughs*
weeeeeeeeeeee, this is on stupid thought.. *coughs*
eh, i need sleep..
*poof*

2006-12-13T04:43:00.000+05:00

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2006-11-13T03:23:00.000+05:00

:o
what'd you do!
what'd you do!
omg!
you did something aweful aint it.
i knew you would wind up in such mess one day.
i knew it. I just did.
But ..ah well, whachya gonna do.
Things happen. And then you have to pay the price. You shoulda known better. You can't just fart on your seat and expect to go up on the moon right? or can you. It better be a heck of a fart if you can.
But that is not the point. The point is your spirit is surrounded by delusional beings that eat away your soul. aa umm ... no no thats wrong. I was thinking something else. Hmmph .. now what was i thinking :-? ...........................
It is 2:44 AM and I am Abdul Wahab Bhatti. This is the 23rd season of my life. It seems though as if i am high, but infact, i am low. Yesterday I touched the bottom of an abyss. You don't call it an abyss if it has a bottom. But i found the bottom of an abyss. I really did. You wanna know how? "eureka! i found it!"
just like that. plain. simple. no complications. Just like life. AA wait ... what did i just say? :s
ah yes, i remember today i went to the daily planet. I met clark kent there. Yaknow, the underwear guy. I told him, i am the juggernaut!!!! beeech!. And you know what he did? he slapped me. He frickin slapped me on the face. God damn him. Buh yaknow what did i do? I slapped him back. yeah. aint no mf in this world who slaps me and doesn't pay the price. I guess i angered him a bit. He punched me on the nose. The nose! what kind of a mf does that. Punching a guy on the nose, thats sick man. Buh yaknow what did i do? I punched him straight on his nose! yeah ... thats how a mf gets his nose bleedin. And then i stuck a kryptonite rock up his butt. And yaknow what did i say to him? yeah thats right .. i am the juggernaut!!! beeeeech!
.........................
so life has its complexities ...
yaknow why? coz thats the way it is.
face it or fart on it :/
but if u fart .. i am tellin ya .. its gonna get ugly.... that's right.
and if you put a duck in it.. it'll make one ugly ducling. You get what i am saying yo! ...
ofcourse not .. you are a nutbag ... yaknow why .. ... what the heck do you think i am ... an answering machine .. go find another fkr. no wait.. dont go ... you cant find a better fkr than me. coz i am the badest mf in the world. yaknow why?
coz i am the juggernaut!! beeeeech!
.......
this other day this friend of mine, he stole some cigs from my pants... that dirt bag ... what kinda scum steals cigs from your pants ... yaknow what i did to him ... nothing..yaknow why? coz i already got a cigar lit up in my pants .. you may think i am sick ... buh i dont care .. yaknow why? coz i am the juggernaut!!!! beeeeech!
......
sometimes .. in life ... you face the reaper. the grim reaper. yaknow why? cuz he is gonna take your soul away. Now you may be thinking why woud a friking reaper do that, can't he just reap on the fields. Some mf he is to loot us. Yaknow when i find him, i am gonna break his balls. yeah thats right. yaknow how am i gona do that? haah! not so fast smarty pants! thats a trade secret! but i hear he has no chick along him, you could try dressing in black and grab a scythe. try using some lipstick. Then you both could marry and no one would loose a frickin soul. That's right. buh yaknow what am gonna do? I am gonna put him in an egg, yeah thats right.A chicken egg. And then i'll shoot that bastard. yaknow why, cuz i am the juggernaut!!!! beeeech!

2006-11-08T22:41:00.000+05:00

One fat(e)ful night, on irc.. :P

[Mushu_] ok ok.. question:
[chuchu] 0_0
[Mushu_] what happens if u fall in a bottomless pit ?
[chuchu] you become brad pitt? :S
[Mushu_] no.
[chuchu] but.. you don't really fall
[chuchu] because it's botomless
[Mushu_] you die of starvation -_-
[chuchu] and there's another hole at the other end :s
[chuchu] and on your way to the . umm.. hole
[chuchu] you turn into brad pitt
[Mushu_] very deep. isnt it? :D .. u die of starvation!!!!
[chuchu] and starve too
[chuchu] that makes your body like... woo000t
[chuchu] and you're like.. brad pitt! *ching*
[chuchu] and you fall out the other end :S
[Mushu_] or.. u die with ur skin peeled off cuz of all that increasing drag force S:
[chuchu] :o
[chuchu] mebbe mebbe
[Mushu_] or.. u just erode away like a meteor
[chuchu] maybe all that comes out fromt he other end is your hair! :O
[Mushu_] O:
[Mushu_] you become a SHOOTNIG STAR! :o
[chuchu] because hair has no skin :s
[Mushu_] :o
[chuchu] keke

2006-10-30T06:42:00.000+05:00

[SpoiltBrat] vanity where u ?
[stupid_] SpoiltBrat, right there
* stupid_ points at vanity
[vanity] is that what stupid_ meant?
[SpoiltBrat] didnt ask you stupid.
[stupid_] 7th from the top of the nicklist
[SpoiltBrat] what place ?
[SpoiltBrat] vanity
[vanity] well stupid_ can speak on my behalf
[stupid_] :o
[vanity] refer all questions to stupid_
* stupid_ fixes his bowtie
* stupid_ coughs
[stupid_] yes, next question please -_-
[SpoiltBrat] sO
[SpoiltBrat] what place
[stupid_] the north pole
[stupid_] with all the polar bears
[stupid_] and yetes
[stupid_] and green pandas
[stupid_] and those elite penguins
[SpoiltBrat] k.
[SpoiltBrat] gudnite
[stupid_] next question.. anyone?
* Parts: SpoiltBrat (~abc@ACBD177A.ipt.aol.com)
* stupid_ points at another person
[stupid_] u there. i dont have much time
[stupid_] what a useless press conference this is..
[stupid_] s:
[stupid_] hee hee
[vanity] lol
[vanity] great job, stupid_
[stupid_] thankus.. now where's my money ^_^
[stupid_] heh
* vanity gives stupid_ a can of pepperspray.
[vanity] heh :)
* stupid_ puts a token in a gumball machine
[Cain] there are no yetis on north pole
[Cain] :/
[Cain] yetis don`t exist!
[Cain] and the penguins can be elite..
[Cain] thats torded
[vanity] how do you know? :/
[Cain] because i don`t see one in the zoo yet
[stupid_] s:
[stupid_] u think im smart?
[stupid_] i had to come up with something
[stupid_] no wait..
[stupid_] i didnt.. i knew about it
[stupid_] err.. they do exist...
[stupid_] i saw a picture of one of them yetis with a green panda and an eskimo fishing in a hole s:
* stupid_ scratches his head
[stupid_] or was the green panda fishing?
[stupid_] the eskimo was sitting on the yeti's shoulders s:
[stupid_] and had a carrot tied to a stick
[stupid_] and thast how he made the yeti move its large behind :I
[stupid_] and go places where they have never journeyed before
[Cain] i saw a movie about martians, don`t mean they exist too
[Cain] :/
[Cain] and top it all you saw a green panda too.
[stupid_] in search of the evil giant purple igloo
[Cain] what were you on?
[Cain] speed?
[Cain] :|
[Cain] how can igloos be evil!!
[stupid_] u know s:
[stupid_] one of them spooky ones
[Cain] and purple too..:|
[stupid_] with dark blue clouds over it
[stupid_] and lightening
[Cain] sigh, haunted igloos, what next, you got a monster in your bathtub..?
[Cain] :/
[stupid_] and a structure that looks all gothic shothic
[stupid_] not my bathtub..
[stupid_] the monster is trapped inside the haunted evil giant purple igloo
[stupid_] and he's trapped with buried treasure
[stupid_] which he is guarding.. and cursed to do so till eternity
[stupid_] otherwise the dead skeleton-wizard will kill the monsters mother and wife and children
[stupid_] s:
[Cain] are there any elves, dwarves or pixies too in the story..?
[Cain] and why the ##$$#@#$)@ are they at north pole..?
[stupid_] the eskimo on the yeti's back have to get that buried treasure back.. otherwise they wont have money to buy more carrots.. then the yeti will figure out that he'd been used and will beat the crap out of the eskimo for making him such a dumbass
[Cain] geekun you've had a seizure and probably a WoW overdose
[Cain] :|
* stupid_ coughs

2006-10-28T07:43:00.000+05:00

History

The GIK Institute is a non-governmental, non-profit institute. Named after former President Ghulam Ishaq Khan, it is one of the best engineering universities in Pakistan. Ghulam Ishaq Khan wanted to establish an institute which would reduce Pakistan's dependence on foreign expertise and imported technology. The genesis of the Institute can be traced back to the early 1950's. The Institute was registered in June, 1988 by its parent body, namely, Society for the Promotion of Engineering Sciences and Technology in Pakistan (SOPREST). Ghulam Ishaq Khan, then the President of the country, was elected the president of the Society for life and Mr. H. U. Beg was appointed its honorary Executive Director. The ordinance of the Institute was promulgated by the Frontier Government in March 1993 and the first batch of students entered in October 1993.

Major founding donors include Benevolent Community Care, Infaq Foundation, Chiniot Anjuman-e-Islamia, Dawood Group of Industries, and the Government of NWFP which has donated land at Topi.

The Bhatti Brothers played a vital role in the establishment of the 5th annual bimonthly newsletter in which the word GIK was first coined after which a baby was born destined to do great things i.e. to make a university. Soon afterwards i.e. about 20 minutes the sea monkies came into the scene and chaos struck the land. It was in the eyes of these vile and voracious creatures that there was a glimmer of hope such that the youth of the nation had never seen before. Every pakistani lad and lass took to the street yelling out loud the words, "Run for you lives, the ninjas hath cometh". It was then after Rasputin had conquered wast germany that the king realised that he was naked. He summoned humpty dumpty to fall of a wall and hence create a diversion so that people may look elsewhere while he put on some clothes.

-- by: I-T
(bats are so rad!!!! :@ ... next time post it yourself -_- ... please :P k)

2006-10-27T07:42:00.000+05:00

2006-10-27T01:45:00.000+05:00

2006-06-06T07:11:00.000+05:00

The Toilet Roach Invasion - A true story of love, war,vengeance and poop!

Many a times you may have heard the story of the toilet roach invasion, but none of them unviels the truth. Let me tell you the tale of the toilet roach invasion in the words of the man who saw it with his own two eyes ... who fought bravely in that
fierce battle and emerged victorious forever to eliminate the domination of the blasphemious roaches of third world.

Once upon a time like 5 days ago a man was pooping, he saw a roachie coming out from the hole behind the sink, and he was like ... awww cutie little cockrochie .. and he said .. hmm i wont kill you, you are such a kiddo... and he let it roam around his room..... and when the sun came in, it went back in, he missed him :(

He was pooping one night, two days later .. and he felt something crawling near his feet .... he looked down .. YIKES! ... the cute little rochie was a big mama roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it went past his feet as shivers ran
through his spine and he stared at it going back into the hole behind the sink till he pooped again :| ... shyte! it ate all the poop from the pipes and grew big! poor ol' poop >:(.

The next night,After lightyears of travelling from the tuckshop to his room, when he went into the bathroom to poop some more
... he was like O_O .....mama roach, lesser raoch , and a cutie rochie!!!! he thought they were having a round bathroom floor conference and he closed the door in defernce to the mama roach. Boy he was naive :|

The fourth night, he was sitting listening to SOAD - so i felt like the biggest asshole and chatting like usual on the irc ... when suddenly he sensed movement beneath him ... there it was ... the invasion of the toilet roaches ... they made there master plan! .. one went behind the sofa ... one underneath the bed and one behind the computer table ... they were fast! they were cunning and they had the camouflage! And the had the technology .. their big omni directional antennas for
communication! ... they wouldnt let him put a foot on the ground ... the mama roach jumped on his bag and threatened him with its big whiskers! .. he was scared shit ... and it sounded like it was saying ....

"in every toilet
and corridor lie
these seven deadly seeds of mine!"

and he was like *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

but then .... he looked at the sealing fan ... and he saw a light coming from the sky! it was here ... it was in him ... the vengeful spirit of the poop that they ate gave him the strength to face the deadly mama raoch ... and he pulled his revolving
chair ... and stood on it .. to gain height advantage ... the mama roach fell for the trap! .. it jumped down the bag ...then he shifted to the other chair ... briskly picked up one of his black shiny slipper gun .... aimed at the mama roach .....
..........
bang! .... was it dead? he shifted to the revolving chair .. and went closer .... and suddenly it strafed to the left ... he was like .... aaaaaa shyte!!!!! ... then he smacked it again and again with his slipper gun till he was satisfied. It was all
covered with pooop ... all the poor poop that it ate ! ... mission accomplished! victory beholds! and he laughed ... bwahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha .... and he laughed at the lesser roaches .... and said "yo mama so dead she cant even smell her own poop!" ... and the lesser roaches were running like chickens ...hither and tither ... and then he did the chicken dance .. kuka koo kuka kooo kuka kooo ..... and so the minions of the evil mama roach were send back to the hellish hole behind the sink never to return. And so he avenged the poor poop and became the king of the poopdom!

2006-05-29T18:34:00.000+05:00

once upon a time, there was a man called aslam and a woman called farkhanda. so, one day, farkhanda broke a glass and ashraf cried out, "aae kee kitta farkhandaaaaa". farkhanda said, "screw you man" and then they both died. the end.

oh ermm wait :/ yeas, we're still left with aslam. okay, so after farkhanda and ashraf died, aslam had no idea what he was, he was like.. "dude am i straight or gay?". this question came to his mind because ashraf and farkhanda were the only people alive on the planet other than aslam himself. so, because aslam couldnt figure out what he was, he jumped in the river ravi hoping that he would drown, but, what he didn't know was that ravi had been sucked dry by the yellow rubber duckies, so aslam fell flat on his face on the soft river bad and he was like.. "ewww i'm all muddy now, this sucks man!" so, aslam decided to take revenge on the yellow rubber duckies. he built himself a space craft that looked like a blue water melon and he stuffed his space ship with lots of milkyway candy bars. with this new space ship loaded and ready, aslam flew off to the duck nebula. as soon as he landed, the yellow rubber duckies captured him and turned him into a yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior. the yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior who was also known as aslam sometimes flew off into a time vortex and nobody ever saw him again. *quack*

i dunno. :/ okay the barber is waiting for me outside, i'll go play bakra infront of him now and sacrifice my beautiful wavy locks. keke. off to the bleh my warriors! off to the bleh! -.-

2006-05-20T12:41:00.000+05:00

ok i dont know but i cant get the title to work... title.. title of a post... that lil heading before the actual crapping of the post begins!! baaah!!

ok i dont no butt i cant get da title to vurk... title.. title of da post... da lil heading b4 da actual cwap of da post begins!! baaah!!

k i dunt no butt i cant get da titul to vurk... titul.. titul of da pst... da lil matha-ing b4 da ak-choo-al cwap of da pst bgnz!! *goat*!!

k i dunt no butt i cnt gt da titul to vurk... titul.. titul of da pst... da lil machar-ing b4 da ak47-choo-ha cwap of da pst bgnz!! mooo!!

k i dunt no if butt is in titul to vurk... titul.. titul washing powder... da lil pesky machar is b4 da ak47 chooha cwap of da pst bgnz!! moooo!!

k i dunt no if butt is in titul to wash... titul.. titul washing powder... da lil pesky machar is b4 da pathan rat shit of da pakistan-standard-time bgnz!! moooo!!

alright, screw this.. this is getting too retarded for me... *runs away*

2006-05-17T16:26:00.000+05:00

i made you a cookie but i eated it :'(

:P

2006-05-17T11:47:00.000+05:00

crazy man say what to the big fly?
"lift please"
:o