once upon a time, there was a man called aslam and a woman called farkhanda. so, one day, farkhanda broke a glass and ashraf cried out, "aae kee kitta farkhandaaaaa". farkhanda said, "screw you man" and then they both died. the end.

oh ermm wait :/ yeas, we're still left with aslam. okay, so after farkhanda and ashraf died, aslam had no idea what he was, he was like.. "dude am i straight or gay?". this question came to his mind because ashraf and farkhanda were the only people alive on the planet other than aslam himself. so, because aslam couldnt figure out what he was, he jumped in the river ravi hoping that he would drown, but, what he didn't know was that ravi had been sucked dry by the yellow rubber duckies, so aslam fell flat on his face on the soft river bad and he was like.. "ewww i'm all muddy now, this sucks man!" so, aslam decided to take revenge on the yellow rubber duckies. he built himself a space craft that looked like a blue water melon and he stuffed his space ship with lots of milkyway candy bars. with this new space ship loaded and ready, aslam flew off to the duck nebula. as soon as he landed, the yellow rubber duckies captured him and turned him into a yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior. the yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior who was also known as aslam sometimes flew off into a time vortex and nobody ever saw him again. *quack*

i dunno. :/ okay the barber is waiting for me outside, i'll go play bakra infront of him now and sacrifice my beautiful wavy locks. keke. off to the bleh my warriors! off to the bleh! -.-