The Toilet Roach Invasion - A true story of love, war,vengeance and poop!

Many a times you may have heard the story of the toilet roach invasion, but none of them unviels the truth. Let me tell you the tale of the toilet roach invasion in the words of the man who saw it with his own two eyes ... who fought bravely in that
fierce battle and emerged victorious forever to eliminate the domination of the blasphemious roaches of third world.

Once upon a time like 5 days ago a man was pooping, he saw a roachie coming out from the hole behind the sink, and he was like ... awww cutie little cockrochie .. and he said .. hmm i wont kill you, you are such a kiddo... and he let it roam around his room..... and when the sun came in, it went back in, he missed him :(

He was pooping one night, two days later .. and he felt something crawling near his feet .... he looked down .. YIKES! ... the cute little rochie was a big mama roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it went past his feet as shivers ran
through his spine and he stared at it going back into the hole behind the sink till he pooped again :| ... shyte! it ate all the poop from the pipes and grew big! poor ol' poop >:(.


The next night,After lightyears of travelling from the tuckshop to his room, when he went into the bathroom to poop some more
... he was like O_O .....mama roach, lesser raoch , and a cutie rochie!!!! he thought they were having a round bathroom floor conference and he closed the door in defernce to the mama roach. Boy he was naive :|

The fourth night, he was sitting listening to SOAD - so i felt like the biggest asshole and chatting like usual on the irc ... when suddenly he sensed movement beneath him ... there it was ... the invasion of the toilet roaches ... they made there master plan! .. one went behind the sofa ... one underneath the bed and one behind the computer table ... they were fast! they were cunning and they had the camouflage! And the had the technology .. their big omni directional antennas for
communication! ... they wouldnt let him put a foot on the ground ... the mama roach jumped on his bag and threatened him with its big whiskers! .. he was scared shit ... and it sounded like it was saying ....

"in every toilet
and corridor lie
these seven deadly seeds of mine!"

and he was like *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

but then .... he looked at the sealing fan ... and he saw a light coming from the sky! it was here ... it was in him ... the vengeful spirit of the poop that they ate gave him the strength to face the deadly mama raoch ... and he pulled his revolving
chair ... and stood on it .. to gain height advantage ... the mama roach fell for the trap! .. it jumped down the bag ...then he shifted to the other chair ... briskly picked up one of his black shiny slipper gun .... aimed at the mama roach .....
..........
bang! .... was it dead? he shifted to the revolving chair .. and went closer .... and suddenly it strafed to the left ... he was like .... aaaaaa shyte!!!!! ... then he smacked it again and again with his slipper gun till he was satisfied. It was all
covered with pooop ... all the poor poop that it ate ! ... mission accomplished! victory beholds! and he laughed ... bwahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha .... and he laughed at the lesser roaches .... and said "yo mama so dead she cant even smell her own poop!" ... and the lesser roaches were running like chickens ...hither and tither ... and then he did the chicken dance .. kuka koo kuka kooo kuka kooo ..... and so the minions of the evil mama roach were send back to the hellish hole behind the sink never to return. And so he avenged the poor poop and became the king of the poopdom!