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Rewarding Extraordinarily Creative Stupidity

Monday, October 30, 2006

[SpoiltBrat] vanity where u ?
[stupid_] SpoiltBrat, right there
* stupid_ points at vanity
[vanity] is that what stupid_ meant?
[SpoiltBrat] didnt ask you stupid.
[stupid_] 7th from the top of the nicklist
[SpoiltBrat] what place ?
[SpoiltBrat] vanity
[vanity] well stupid_ can speak on my behalf
[stupid_] :o
[vanity] refer all questions to stupid_
* stupid_ fixes his bowtie
* stupid_ coughs
[stupid_] yes, next question please -_-
[SpoiltBrat] sO
[SpoiltBrat] what place
[stupid_] the north pole
[stupid_] with all the polar bears
[stupid_] and yetes
[stupid_] and green pandas
[stupid_] and those elite penguins
[SpoiltBrat] k.
[SpoiltBrat] gudnite
[stupid_] next question.. anyone?
* Parts: SpoiltBrat (~abc@ACBD177A.ipt.aol.com)
* stupid_ points at another person
[stupid_] u there. i dont have much time
[stupid_] what a useless press conference this is..
[stupid_] s:
[stupid_] hee hee
[vanity] lol
[vanity] great job, stupid_
[stupid_] thankus.. now where's my money ^_^
[stupid_] heh
* vanity gives stupid_ a can of pepperspray.
[vanity] heh :)
* stupid_ puts a token in a gumball machine
[Cain] there are no yetis on north pole
[Cain] :/
[Cain] yetis don`t exist!
[Cain] and the penguins can be elite..
[Cain] thats torded
[vanity] how do you know? :/
[Cain] because i don`t see one in the zoo yet
[stupid_] s:
[stupid_] u think im smart?
[stupid_] i had to come up with something
[stupid_] no wait..
[stupid_] i didnt.. i knew about it
[stupid_] err.. they do exist...
[stupid_] i saw a picture of one of them yetis with a green panda and an eskimo fishing in a hole s:
* stupid_ scratches his head
[stupid_] or was the green panda fishing?
[stupid_] the eskimo was sitting on the yeti's shoulders s:
[stupid_] and had a carrot tied to a stick
[stupid_] and thast how he made the yeti move its large behind :I
[stupid_] and go places where they have never journeyed before
[Cain] i saw a movie about martians, don`t mean they exist too
[Cain] :/
[Cain] and top it all you saw a green panda too.
[stupid_] in search of the evil giant purple igloo
[Cain] what were you on?
[Cain] speed?
[Cain] :|
[Cain] how can igloos be evil!!
[stupid_] u know s:
[stupid_] one of them spooky ones
[Cain] and purple too..:|
[stupid_] with dark blue clouds over it
[stupid_] and lightening
[Cain] sigh, haunted igloos, what next, you got a monster in your bathtub..?
[Cain] :/
[stupid_] and a structure that looks all gothic shothic
[stupid_] not my bathtub..
[stupid_] the monster is trapped inside the haunted evil giant purple igloo
[stupid_] and he's trapped with buried treasure
[stupid_] which he is guarding.. and cursed to do so till eternity
[stupid_] otherwise the dead skeleton-wizard will kill the monsters mother and wife and children
[stupid_] s:
[Cain] are there any elves, dwarves or pixies too in the story..?
[Cain] and why the ##$$#@#$)@ are they at north pole..?
[stupid_] the eskimo on the yeti's back have to get that buried treasure back.. otherwise they wont have money to buy more carrots.. then the yeti will figure out that he'd been used and will beat the crap out of the eskimo for making him such a dumbass
[Cain] geekun you've had a seizure and probably a WoW overdose
[Cain] :|
* stupid_ coughs

Saturday, October 28, 2006

History

The GIK Institute is a non-governmental, non-profit institute. Named after former President Ghulam Ishaq Khan, it is one of the best engineering universities in Pakistan. Ghulam Ishaq Khan wanted to establish an institute which would reduce Pakistan's dependence on foreign expertise and imported technology. The genesis of the Institute can be traced back to the early 1950's. The Institute was registered in June, 1988 by its parent body, namely, Society for the Promotion of Engineering Sciences and Technology in Pakistan (SOPREST). Ghulam Ishaq Khan, then the President of the country, was elected the president of the Society for life and Mr. H. U. Beg was appointed its honorary Executive Director. The ordinance of the Institute was promulgated by the Frontier Government in March 1993 and the first batch of students entered in October 1993.

Major founding donors include Benevolent Community Care, Infaq Foundation, Chiniot Anjuman-e-Islamia, Dawood Group of Industries, and the Government of NWFP which has donated land at Topi.

The Bhatti Brothers played a vital role in the establishment of the 5th annual bimonthly newsletter in which the word GIK was first coined after which a baby was born destined to do great things i.e. to make a university. Soon afterwards i.e. about 20 minutes the sea monkies came into the scene and chaos struck the land. It was in the eyes of these vile and voracious creatures that there was a glimmer of hope such that the youth of the nation had never seen before. Every pakistani lad and lass took to the street yelling out loud the words, "Run for you lives, the ninjas hath cometh". It was then after Rasputin had conquered wast germany that the king realised that he was naked. He summoned humpty dumpty to fall of a wall and hence create a diversion so that people may look elsewhere while he put on some clothes.

-- by: I-T
(bats are so rad!!!! :@ ... next time post it yourself -_- ... please :P k)

Friday, October 27, 2006

07:02:10| [stupid_]: oooo.. its a revolution?
07:02:12| [zim]: ooh a beard? :o
07:02:13| [zim]: pakki wali? :D
07:02:15| [Rivulet]: haha
07:02:25| [stupid_]: nai, kuchi wali s:
07:02:28| [zim]: i've seen women with beards btw :/
07:02:29| [stupid_]: wtf is a pakki wali? s:
07:02:31| [zim]: aka ninjas :s
07:02:42| [stupid_]: they're too shy to show their beards? :o :D
07:02:47| [Rivulet]: zim where have you been 'seeing' such women
07:02:50| [Rivulet]: porn? :P
07:02:51| [mehz]: what are u guys talking about
07:03:01| [zim]: ninjas? :/
07:03:03| [zim]: n00b
07:03:03| [zim]: :I
07:03:08| [Rivulet]: n00blete
07:03:09| [mehz]: who's a ninja
07:03:15| [stupid_]: o:
07:03:21| [zim]: there be no ninjas in pr0n :I
07:03:35| [stupid_]: mehz, ninja's are.. those.. evil... ninjas ... umm..
07:04:07| [stupid_]: the evil sisterhood of harakeeri s:
07:04:11| [stupid_]: [o/
07:04:12| [zim]: ninjas are women with beards :s
07:04:14| [mehz]: what?
07:04:19| [zim]: lol
07:04:19| [BS-Artist]: HEHEHEHE
07:04:20| [mehz]: women dont have bears
07:04:24| [mehz]: are u guys on crack
07:04:26| [Rivulet]: lol
07:04:27| [stupid_]: lolll
07:04:27| [BS-Artist]: HAHAHAHA
07:04:28| [Rivulet]: mehz
07:04:33| [Rivulet]: we are KIDDING
07:04:40| [mehz]: lol ok
07:04:42| [BS-Artist]: HEY! don't laugh at me
07:04:43| [stupid_]: mehz, then why do u think they wear those face-mask-type-ninja masks :S
07:04:47| [stupid_]: they have beards!!
07:04:48| [stupid_]: :|
07:04:52| [stupid_]: and Rivulet is lying -_-
07:04:54| [mehz]: u mean hijabs?
07:05:02| [Rivulet]: hijab isnt a beard
07:05:03| [mehz]: well thats cos of religious reasons etc
07:05:03| [stupid_]: yea.. those scary ones.
07:05:14| [mehz]: well hes taking abt some ninja type mask
07:05:17| [vanityfair]: lol
07:05:17| [BS-Artist]: LOL thats funny!
07:05:18| [stupid_]: no. its not religious.. its a skin disorder!!
07:05:22| [zim]: yeh lo, intellectial mumbo jumbo shuru ho jaye gi ab
07:05:22| [mehz]: so i think he means a hijab
07:05:23| [zim]: :/
07:05:23| [zim]: ugh
07:05:26| [stupid_]: they're too shy to tell everyone!
07:05:34| [stupid_]: or they're actually men :|
07:05:39| [stupid_]: who are too afraid of other men
07:05:45| * stupid_ scratches his head
07:05:46| [stupid_]: i think
07:06:04| [mehz]: you're not making sense hon
07:06:19| [zim]: :D
07:06:26| [zim]: hon
07:06:26| [zim]: keke
07:06:28| [stupid_]: thus the nick -_-
07:06:31| * zim points at stupid_
07:06:40| [stupid_]: im not a horn :|
07:06:48| [stupid_]: :@
07:06:52| [zim]: honey boney :P
07:06:53| [zim]: bunny*
07:06:54| [zim]: :S
07:06:59| [stupid_]: :|
07:07:00| [zim]: keke
07:07:03| [mehz]: i say that to everyone
07:07:04| * zim points
07:07:06| [mehz]: ziada khush mut ho
07:07:11| [stupid_]: huh?
07:07:18| * stupid_ scratches his head
07:07:22| [stupid_]: zim, translation please.
07:07:25| [stupid_]: -_-
07:07:28| [mehz]: stupid tumhain nahin kuch kaha
07:07:30| [zim]: i daunt know :s
07:07:41| [stupid_]: anyway, ninja's are evil and a threat to all of mankindlinessness
07:07:50| [stupid_]: oh.. sorry
07:07:57| [stupid_]: i get insecure everytime.
07:08:05| [stupid_]: and then i toss vanity out
07:08:07| * stupid_ flings vanityfair out the window
07:08:08| [Rivulet]: lol
07:08:09| [BS-Artist]: HEHEHEHE
07:08:14| * Rivulet sets mode: +o stupid_
07:08:17| [stupid_]: :]:
07:08:18| [zim]: ^_^
07:08:19| * Rivulet sets mode: +o mehz
07:08:21| * Quits: Zeon (~Zeon@ host-84-9-176-67.bulldogdsl.com) (Quit: checkmate!)
07:08:25| * Rivulet sets mode: +o zim
07:08:30| [Mazedar]: Salamz mehz ...
07:08:36| [zim]: sigh, you're telling me? :(
07:08:41| [zim]: i got attacked :(
07:08:47| [stupid_]: :/
07:08:48| [stupid_]: yea.
07:08:51| [stupid_]: evil ninjas
07:08:58| * Quits: Mazedar (~Jahil@ 203.148.68.210) (Quit: Make your confident contribution to the betterment of Pakistan !)
07:08:58| [stupid_]: were about to take zim's life.. and wife..
07:08:59| [mehz]: who is mazedar
07:09:04| [stupid_]: u mean, who was.
07:09:07| [Rivulet]: some jahil dude
07:09:13| [zim]: my wife :'(
07:09:16| [zim]: no more wife for me
07:09:17| [stupid_]: lol.
07:09:18| [zim]: sniff
07:09:22| * zim cries
07:09:29| [stupid_]: aaho.. all the ninja's bear breads..
07:09:32| [stupid_]: i mean, beards :P
07:09:33| [stupid_]: haha
07:09:37| [zim]: :D
07:09:43| [zim]: bear breads :o
07:09:49| [zim]: monkey breads :s
07:09:58| [zim]: and umm ostrich omlettes :s
07:10:04| [stupid_]: man.. sqeky should be on this channel too -_-
07:10:06| [zim]: with chicken sausage :s
07:10:11| [zim]: i called him :/
07:10:12| [stupid_]: so much tor did ness
07:10:23| [zim]: but then heleft :/
07:10:27| [stupid_]: :@
07:10:39| [Rivulet]: who the heck is tordid
07:10:40| [zim]: i mean, he stayed but then he got disconnected :D
07:10:41| [zim]: keke
07:10:41| [stupid_]: sigh
07:10:47| [zim]: sofa king tor did :(
07:10:52| [Rivulet]: hay kon
07:10:58| [zim]: sofa king :P
07:10:58| [stupid_]: a ninja
07:11:01| [stupid_]: :|
07:19:48| [stupid_]: THE NINJAS!! O_O ...
07:19:51| [stupid_]: they're everywhere s:
07:19:54| [stupid_]: :[
07:19:54| [mehz]: hey what date is eid on
07:19:57| [mehz]: do you have any idea
07:20:27| [Rivulet]: jan 2nd
07:20:39| [Rivulet]: i think
07:23:06| [mehz]: oo
08:31:23| [Prosmatic^] i think i can endure stuupid
08:31:27| [Prosmatic^] for a few more secs
08:31:29| [Prosmatic^] lolz
08:31:30| [stupid_] Prosmatic^... like the Enter key.. do u know where the TAB key is?
08:31:37| [Prosmatic^] lolz
08:31:39| [Prosmatic^] no
08:31:41| [Prosmatic^] never seen it
08:31:45| [Prosmatic^] in ma whole life
08:31:47| [Prosmatic^] :D
08:32:01| [stupid_] s: ... well.. if u type L O and then TAB see what happens :)
08:32:01| [Prosmatic^] how many tabs do u have
08:32:04| [Prosmatic^] in ur keyboard
08:32:06| [Prosmatic^] lolz
08:32:20| [Prosmatic^] ahan
08:32:24| [Prosmatic^] thnx
08:32:25| [stupid_] cool .. no?
08:32:26| [stupid_] :)
08:32:30| [stupid_] saves time ;)
08:32:31| [Prosmatic^] u r not THAT stupid then
08:32:37| [Prosmatic^] ya
08:32:37| [Prosmatic^] cool
08:32:39| [stupid_] hehe
08:32:45| [Prosmatic^] so if a wana say ur nick
08:32:52| [stupid_] S T TAB
08:32:53| [Prosmatic^] then it would be S T tab
08:33:07| [Prosmatic^] ahan
08:33:13| [stupid_] or press tab again if there is some with a nick stubborn or osmething else
08:33:25| [stupid_] i press P TAB for ur nick
08:33:26| [Prosmatic^] ahan
08:33:28| [stupid_] Prosmatic^ :P
08:33:38| [Prosmatic^] :D
08:33:49| [stupid_] now here's another trick..
08:34:03| [Prosmatic^] ahan
08:34:07| [Prosmatic^] i am listening
08:34:09| [stupid_] hold the ALT key.. and type F O X Y (foxy) and see what happens :D
08:34:15| [stupid_] type foxy quickly.
08:34:33| * Quits: Prosmatic^ (prosm@202.61.45.67) (Quit: )
08:34:35| [stupid_] hahaha
08:34:36| [stupid_] :P
08:34:36| [stupid_] watta n00b! -_-