ATTENTION P&G PAKISTAN!!!!
THE LATEST IN DIGITAL TECHMOLOGY
P&G UK has come up with a new nappy design. u can now connect ur ipod nano to ur nappy and control the device by changing the pressure levels of ur front and behind hahahahhahah.
This easy ass controlled technology lets u shuffle through your favourite songs with just the push of a FART!!
And who sais u need to charge ur ipod and top up a dump of electricity bills. With the extreme shit power extraction technology all u need is to SHIT SHIT SHIT .... ull never have to see a dead battery AGAIN!
Whats more!!! : All size 12 Max diapers come installed with a 30 gig harddrive ABSOLUTELY FREEE... so now u can Shit in GIGA BYTES compared to the old fasioned mega byte shitting !!!
So all you parents save the time and hands full of baby shit... the ultimate solution is here !

Still not convinced ???
Heres what Mrs Badfart has to say:
"I am a dutiful house wife with 3 kids to handle. Imagine the amount of shit ive been through. When my eldest child Dick was born, he had absolutely no control over his lil bummy. Doctors told me he had a defective ass. I had to clean his tuchie 25 times a day. Leaky diapers with no storage capacity put me through a huge dillemma of wiping his ass after every hour. I wasted thousands of pounds on products which promised complete potty control ( ALL BULL SHIT !) I can still show u life lasting shit marks on my hands to prove Dicks enraged BUTT WORKS!!!. Fortunately my second child was born without an ass so i dont have much to say abt him.
As for my newborn Willie, i have bought the new IPOD nappy !!! . Willie has had this device on for 2 months now!!! NOT A SINGLE NAPPY CHANGE! and thanx to the endless music he hasnt cried in that time either!! THANKYOU IPOD NAPPIES , YOU HAVE COMPLETELY CHANGED THE WAY THE WORLD SHITS!"

Place your orders now and recieve a free BUTT CAM, so the whole family can enjoy those memorable moments of your Child shitting !!!

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