*hiccups* ^_^
                                         

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Once upon a not so very long time ago, in a kingdom not so far away...

There was a farmer's boy called Klayman, he was very dreamy and thought he could fly..
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The kingdom was ruled by a nasty ruler, called Klogg..

                                                            

.. he wanted to get Klayman's brain to put in the super charged monkey module..

                                                           

One day Klayman was being chased by one of Klogg's biker minions.. 

                                                     

Klayman tried to outrun him but got trapped on a cliff..

                          

.. that's when Klayman decided that it was finally time to take the big leap and see if his dreams about flying were true or not, so he yelled out the name of the might red quala bear hero who jumped off a cliff the same way in the battle with the giant man eating rats to disable the exploding penguin, which would have been the end of everything known to this world.. 
*voice from up above* STFU AND JUMP ALREADY!!!

                                                                .. seeephirottiiiii!!!

                        

..and with that, Klayman fell..

                       

.. he kept falling with a big "WTF did i just do?!" on his mind..

                         


..would it be the end of Klayman?!!.. 

                                                  

..falling down the steep cliff to his ultimate kaploosh.. but.. wait, what is this? he is.. yes! he's flying!

                                                  


.. he did it, Klayman flew, away from the evil Klogg..

                                                     

.. he was happy as he drifted in the sky.. 

                                                            


..Klayman saw his dream being realized as he began to soar higher in the sky..

                                                         


..higher and higher, woohoo!!

                                            


.. that's when all of a sudden, a mysterious being appeared infront of Klayman out of nowhere..

                                                                                      


..poor Klayman had no chance, he got pwned.

                                                                     


Everyone watched in shock as Klayman met his untimely and horrific end, some laughed at poor Klayman and some cried for him..

                                  

..everyone's questions about the being's origin came to halt as the EP (of the Evil Pandas) started to reveal itself in all it's evil glory, it flew around with it's evil gaze fixated at the mighty mountain king of the green manalishis..
 
                                  


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..the EP circled around and flew towards the mount, everyone knew that the mountain king would avenge Klayman's death because they were diaper buddies..

   


.. the moment of truth was evident as the EP approached the king.. 

                


..the EP finally attacked the king..

                                       


..but..
                                          


..the EP simply vanished in the immense power of the mighty king who was already infuriated by his diaper buddy's death..

                                         



..the mountain king of the green manalishi sat high and mighty as he burped the EP down..

                                          



..slowly he flexed his muscles as he burped the EP down..

                             


..letting everyone know of his true power, the power of the green manalishi..

                           


..proof that it was a true descendent of hobo the chocobo.. but.. wait.. WHAT IS THIS?! CAN IT BE?!!.. it is.. the EP! THE EP CRUSHED THE MIGHTY KING! OMGWTF!!!



                             


..WTF IS THIS!??! THIS IS NO ORDINARY EP!! IT MUST BE.. OH NO! CAN IT BE!?!? it's.. IT'S.. IT'S HOBO THE CHOCOBO HIMSELF!!! ALTERED INTO AN EP BY THE CHUB CHUBS! RUN! THE CHUB CHUBS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  

*runs away*