Did you know that superman's costume came to existence before his NAME!?? The creator was so high that he accidently wore his underwear on his trousers before heading off to work... Amazed by himself, he went back home and drew a comic hero. a douche-bag slash nerd wearing a blue shirt, blue leggings and a red underwear..

He was so infatuated with his new creation which he refered to as 'underwear-man' that he gave his character red boots and a red cape. just to make it look cooler..

Then he met a friend and decided to start a comic book.. Since there was the fear that underwear-man wouldnt be such a hit. thus they needed a new name.. a cool name.. something awesome.. something super.. so they called underwear-man: Superman. The S trapped in an irregular pentagon was the last "gear upgrade" (WoW speaking)

Then they had to come up with a storyline. It was so much hard work. How can you start telling a story IF you dont know about the main character itself???? So they got away with it by saying:

"oh, superman's parents lived on Planet Aiur. They were married for just a year and they broke up. Divorced and single again, both mom and dad wanted to party again and neither one wanted to keep their child. So they went to a deserted army launch base (i swear) and strapped the kid in a rocket that looked like an asteroid. The asteroid had everything the kid would need. Toys, pillows, 2 lightyears (wait, thats distance.. eh *shrugs*) supply of milk and wheatbix, a 30 inch HDTV LCD Screen with a cosmic-psionic router that played all the baby TV channels, etc... Anyway, they pressed the RED button and boom goes the asteroid-rocket-asteroid-rocket-asteroid . Then some farmer witnesses a comit hit the surface of the earth, recovers a baby from the asteroid and makes him his son."

umm.. now the creator of superman is rich. O_o
but, his real name is underwear-man.. so there, i proved it.. *coughs*
weeeeeeeeeeee, this is on stupid thought.. *coughs*
eh, i need sleep..
*poof*