once upon a time, there was a man called aslam and a woman called farkhanda. so, one day, farkhanda broke a glass and ashraf cried out, "aae kee kitta farkhandaaaaa". farkhanda said, "screw you man" and then they both died. the end.

oh ermm wait :/ yeas, we're still left with aslam. okay, so after farkhanda and ashraf died, aslam had no idea what he was, he was like.. "dude am i straight or gay?". this question came to his mind because ashraf and farkhanda were the only people alive on the planet other than aslam himself. so, because aslam couldnt figure out what he was, he jumped in the river ravi hoping that he would drown, but, what he didn't know was that ravi had been sucked dry by the yellow rubber duckies, so aslam fell flat on his face on the soft river bad and he was like.. "ewww i'm all muddy now, this sucks man!" so, aslam decided to take revenge on the yellow rubber duckies. he built himself a space craft that looked like a blue water melon and he stuffed his space ship with lots of milkyway candy bars. with this new space ship loaded and ready, aslam flew off to the duck nebula. as soon as he landed, the yellow rubber duckies captured him and turned him into a yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior. the yellow rubber duckie ninja warrior who was also known as aslam sometimes flew off into a time vortex and nobody ever saw him again. *quack*

i dunno. :/ okay the barber is waiting for me outside, i'll go play bakra infront of him now and sacrifice my beautiful wavy locks. keke. off to the bleh my warriors! off to the bleh! -.-

ok i dont know but i cant get the title to work... title.. title of a post... that lil heading before the actual crapping of the post begins!! baaah!!

ok i dont no butt i cant get da title to vurk... title.. title of da post... da lil heading b4 da actual cwap of da post begins!! baaah!!

k i dunt no butt i cant get da titul to vurk... titul.. titul of da pst... da lil matha-ing b4 da ak-choo-al cwap of da pst bgnz!! *goat*!!

k i dunt no butt i cnt gt da titul to vurk... titul.. titul of da pst... da lil machar-ing b4 da ak47-choo-ha cwap of da pst bgnz!! mooo!!

k i dunt no if butt is in titul to vurk... titul.. titul washing powder... da lil pesky machar is b4 da ak47 chooha cwap of da pst bgnz!! moooo!!

k i dunt no if butt is in titul to wash... titul.. titul washing powder... da lil pesky machar is b4 da pathan rat shit of da pakistan-standard-time bgnz!! moooo!!


alright, screw this.. this is getting too retarded for me... *runs away*

i made you a cookie but i eated it :'(

:P

crazy man say what to the big fly?
"lift please"
:o